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FUN FACTS THAT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
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The_real_vash wrote
at 9:24 PM, Saturday August 20, 2011 EDT
I collect my semen in cups, and when the cups reach a certain point, I pour those cups filled with decayed sperm into jugs. These jugs are a nice size, able to hold about 5 gallons of cum at a time. But, when these jugs get full(after a couple of weeks maybe) I pour the jugs into yet another container I like to refer to as "The Sperm Bus". This one is about 2/3 the size of a dumpster, but I have not been able to fill it up to where I want yet. After all of the containers are filled to my satisfaction, I load them into a pick-up truck and drive to central California, where several sperm banks reside. I walk in with my usual alpha stature, and begin to tease the main desk person with my charm. She begins to fall for my sly, warm personality and follows me out to my truck after she gets off work. As we kiss outside of the sperm clinic, I make my move. I grab the woman with all of my gorilla strength, and thrust her into the large container full of the rotting cum. She begins to scream, not because she is fearful for her life or regretting the many sins that women usually perpetrate on a daily-basis, but because she know she is inferior to man, and there is nothing that will ever change that fact. I leave the bitch there to die, and drive off into the sunset before dumping the whore onto a small plot of land that I own where no one will find her.
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kdiceprincess18 wrote
at 9:59 PM, Saturday August 20, 2011 EDT +1
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jurgen wrote
at 6:03 AM, Sunday August 21, 2011 EDT that last part was sick, can't see the humour in it...and you were pretty much permabanned (partly on own request)
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