Hey yodel,

I deeply regret making fun of you last night. The fact is, when presented with an opportunity, to deride you, you really don't make it a hard choice. I still have reviews from before I really knew you, were you called me all manner of names and accused me of what have you. But I want to make it clear - I'm not sorry because I was banned. If that were the case this would be insincere at best and perhaps deplorable. I'm sorry for you, because for a little while I had nothing better to do than to debase others, call people names, and generally be a cunt.

This new found perspective gave me a little insight into your own psyche yodel. You probably have some real life stuff you're dealing with. You might be down on your luck or maybe you were never up on it. In either case I can tell you're in a bit of a bind. As Doctor Seuss once remarked, "and when you're in a slump/ you're not in for much fun/ because un-slumping yourself/ is not easily done."

For your sake I hope you un-slump yourself.

So after some deliberation and a good night's sleep! I apologize to you yodel. Because you probably don't need the added distraction of me and jesse while you try to take solace kdice.

And I apologize to the community. Because as fun as drama and a spectacle may be, this isn't the sort of thing a prominent (I hope that doesn't sound conceded) member of the community should be doing.

Veta