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Tell me about the first time you masturbated
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Barack H Obama wrote
at 11:47 PM, Sunday June 26, 2011 EDT
I was humping this ladies foot when I was 3. It felt great. My parents laughed when they saw what I was doing.
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Barack H Obama wrote
at 12:01 AM, Monday June 27, 2011 EDT I thought my dick had exploded when I came.
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CCSKAOT wrote
at 12:07 AM, Monday June 27, 2011 EDT I was 12, shower, boom.
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Thraxle wrote
at 7:50 AM, Monday June 27, 2011 EDT St. Patrick's Day 1991 - I was 11 - Sharon Stone, Michael Douglas, Basic Instinct
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jurgen wrote
at 8:02 AM, Monday June 27, 2011 EDT for once I am going to pass (because I can't remember when)
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Gurgi wrote
at 12:49 PM, Monday June 27, 2011 EDT You: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
Her: No You: The other 7% sing Her: Oh yeah? You: And do you know what they sing? Her: No, what? You: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then. Her: HAHAHA |
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nunes wrote
at 5:29 PM, Monday June 27, 2011 EDT I didn't start masturbating until finishing college, before that I was too busy nailing those asses
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nunes wrote
at 5:29 PM, Monday June 27, 2011 EDT :P
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