true story

for dating: the right 2
for sex: the bottom 2
for friends: the left 2

I concur.

old joke from bash.org

emotionally stable¸ good looking, single

pick two :)

thats how that joke used to be.

why would you want to date an emotionally unstable girl.. that's the worst.

Sometimes you go out with people for two years and their father gets terminal glioblastoma and she becomes emotionally unstable and irrational at times due to stress and grief and, like any normal person would, you just want to stay by her side because one day this will all pass (ie, her dad will die and the pain will go away slowly) and things will go back to the way they were.


I hate my life.

can we discuss the concept of TMI?

because i have a huge narcissism problem so i can't date a girl i don't think is hot. secondly i hate dumb girls/people so i can't be around them that long. i can deal with the emotional instability because i am really good at faking sincerity/lying

for dating: the right 2
for sex: the bottom 2
for friends: the left 2

also true: http://mikellaetchramblings.tumblr.com/post/1349807116/alyssattack-imgfave-discovered-on-imgfave-com

pick two