I was a bit bored from playing 0 level tables and had to think of the times when I played against those guys:

(1) To which player does this wall post belong:
"September 2009 XXX => 107th. no trophie this month. Mission accomplished ! I have PGE this noob, he don't win a trophie despite it's PGA(up close to 7 places) AHHAHAHAHA. Don't be sad man...
7:48 AM, Thursday October 1, 2009 CDT"?

(2) To which player does this review belong: "backstabbing faggot, and apparently he knows it, because he agrees
Jslap! on Thursday December 4, 2008" ?

(3) Who is this player: He has a contributor's badge, he has never won a trophy and his current career rank is 2,368th ...?

(4) This player once won the Grand Finale with one of his alts, his "pre March 07" rank is 111th and his main account has more than 10 months with zero points. Who is it?

(5) Who is this German player: He currently has 11 white trophies and once wrote a popular strategy guide... ?

(6) This player has 273 friends and a young daughter, it's: ....!

Come on... know your fellow kdicers!