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im so old i had never seen this on the internet before.
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montecarlo wrote
at 11:57 AM, Wednesday April 27, 2011 EDT |
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superxchloe wrote
at 12:21 PM, Wednesday April 27, 2011 EDT my favourite:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up. eminemBNJA: Oh s((t eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something |
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Marius_1987 wrote
at 1:39 PM, Wednesday April 27, 2011 EDT Comedy gold!
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its really chase wrote
at 5:23 PM, Wednesday April 27, 2011 EDT sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you? Bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to sweet17: I didn't say that Bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Bloodninja: ok? Bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious Bloodninja: Oh yes I am! Bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded Bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t. sweet17: mmmm yeah Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth. Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid Bloodninja: ...still limp Bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole. Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? Bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! |
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its really chase wrote
at 5:23 PM, Wednesday April 27, 2011 EDT ahh the desperation of the chunky
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 1:01 PM, Thursday April 28, 2011 EDT Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
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vashthestabde wrote
at 2:08 PM, Thursday April 28, 2011 EDT Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate: F**k |
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EInegro wrote
at 6:13 PM, Thursday April 28, 2011 EDT |
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Gurgi wrote
at 7:31 PM, Thursday April 28, 2011 EDT like 5 years old but still funny i guess
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CCSKAOT wrote
at 1:51 AM, Friday April 29, 2011 EDT Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
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Barack H Obama wrote
at 2:06 AM, Friday April 29, 2011 EDT "This is brilliant work which was only made possible by education that these individuals received from our school systems"
-Barack Hussein Obama II |
