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Pet Monkey
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Stan Marsh wrote
at 4:34 PM, Wednesday April 13, 2011 EDT
I am very seriously considering buying a monkey as a pet. I found one for under 2000 dollars. I'm just not sure how much I have to 'monkey proof' my apartment so he doesn't break things. Anyone ever raise a baby monkey?
And how long before i can train him to ride around the house on my dog's back? |
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EInegro wrote
at 5:10 PM, Wednesday April 13, 2011 EDT why dont you use those 2000 dollars to have sex? you should do it instead of pay for a monkey
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Stan Marsh wrote
at 5:36 PM, Wednesday April 13, 2011 EDT do you have any fucking idea how cool monkies arE?
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Tate73 wrote
at 6:34 PM, Wednesday April 13, 2011 EDT Plus, u can have sex with the monkey too.
<--------See my gf :) |
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Tourney Champ wrote
at 7:58 PM, Wednesday April 13, 2011 EDT they shit everywhere and throw it at you
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Boner Oiler wrote
at 8:35 PM, Wednesday April 13, 2011 EDT some clients of my dads business owned the gallery furniture stores in houston and if you don't know what they are (not sure if it's national) let me explain. they are these huge ass warehouse type stores with different sections devoted to different housewares, so a home theater section (all decked out and shit), a mattress section, other shit, other shit and A BIG FUCKING CAGE WITH MONKEYS. No shit this place had a big cage of monkeys in the middle of the store and on top of that they had a bunch of parrots and other crazy shit too. haven't been there for a while but i think they had a big ass aquarium or something too.
anyway they must've made bank to afford fucking jungle animals to decorate their store with or something. |
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Stan Marsh wrote
at 9:09 PM, Wednesday April 13, 2011 EDT lol
I like you more in this thread veta, lets stay here k? |
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Gurgi wrote
at 9:32 PM, Wednesday April 13, 2011 EDT Fuck Jesse . . . I'll be your pet monkey for 2000 dollars. .
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Thraxle wrote
at 7:39 AM, Thursday April 14, 2011 EDT Jesse is tired of spanking his own monkey so he wants to buy another one. Who are you guys to judge him?
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 10:15 AM, Thursday April 14, 2011 EDT I think the idea of Jesse having a monkey is just plain hilarious. I'm 100% in favor of this action.
PS. Jesse since I've been fucking this lawyer chick I have found one good thing lawyers are good for; My dick. |
