before kdice was around, i would try to see how many 8-player games i could win in a row with the rule that i wasnt allowed to keep re-randomizing the starts till i got a favorable one. for the longest time 8 was my record, and then one night went on a tear for 15 in a row. Ryan def wouldve banned me for that streak.

PGA cheater.

FACT: in late summer 2007, das got tired of being the bitch of the cabal. stopped kdicing for awhile, and played pure dicewars, cus dicewars didnt treat him like a bitch. it was during this critical time that he developed the almighty dasstab strat.


pink sits in
yellow sits in
light green sits in
dark green sits in
teal sits in
orange sits in
red sits in
dasfury sits in

...first 5 rounds pass; yellow, red, teal dead...

dasfury: orange do you flag?
orange: wtf is a flag?
dasfury: do you flag or not??
orange: no?
dasfury: idiot.

orange defends 6v2, 9 to 11

orange: haha, youre dead now.
dasfury: nonono, i flag dude, i flag.
orange: wtf is a flag?
dasfury: it means i will help you win, but you gotta leave me alive.
orange: oh, ok, cheers.

... 3 more rounds pass, yellow dies ...

orange: ok das, i need some help with the greens. 8v6 to the east.
dasfury: yah, w/e

orange defeated 8v7
orange defeated 7v5
orange defeated 6v3

orange: WTF IS THAT SHIT
dasfury: i just need to get my base solidified. this helps your building.
orange: fuck you

... light green finishes off orange ...

light green: hey dark green, lets finish off that purple douche.
dark green: seems like a good idea.
dasfury: wait wait wait, dark green, look. i only have 5 territories. light green has 15, if you attack me, he will win eventually.
dark green: omg youre right. fuck you light green.

....

dark green: dude, need some help here.
dasfury: wait till i get to +64, then ill join in.
dark green: fine.
dasfury: just keep rolling 8v8s asap, you get better luck when you miscount.
dark green: yah bro, go big or go home.

dark greens turn:
light green defeated 8v8
light green defeated 8v8
light green defeated 8v8
light green defeated 8v8
light green defeated 8v8
light green defeated 8v8
light green defeated 8v8
light green defeated 8v8

light green: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
dark green: hah, you so dead.

dark green defeated 8v8
dark green defeated 8v8
dark green defeated 8v8

dark green: WTF ARE YOU DOING?
dasfury: oh shit, misclick, i mixed up my greens. my bad.
dark green: light green, lets just kill this backstabber.
light green: totally agree. fuck you purp.
dasfury: WAIT WAIT WAIT. light green, look. dark green has 15 territories, if you kill me off, he wins eventually.
light green: shit, that is truth.

... 10 rounds later ...

light green: wtf just happened, how did purp get 20 terrs?
dark green: i have no fuckin clue. lets roll out on him.
light green: holy shit he has +64 dice.
dark green: oh shit, we dont even have 8stacks??

Monte, you really need to write a book on kdice history, I would buy it.

"-before kdice was around, i would try to see how many 8-player games i could win in a row with the rule that i wasnt allowed to keep re-randomizing the starts till i got a favorable one. for the longest time 8 was my record, and then one night went on a tear for 15 in a row. Ryan def wouldve banned me for that streak-"


Another challenge is to eliminate certain colors in order. But you have to pick the colors before game starts. I use to just start w/ color before/after me and work around the table but then started picking the colors before hand. little more challenging

vash +1

After I found DW I wondered if there was a multiplayer version of the game and BAM I found kdice.

Since I've been playing Kdice I can't lose at Dicewars, even with the shittiest starts.

I played a game the other day with the worst start imaginable.. I was fighting orange and red and I annihilated red until it had 1 land. I told it to sit for 2nd while I killed orange and it didn't say anything.

So I'm eating orange like halloween candy on halloween then BAM red cuts me so deadly and I can't get it back. Reminded me of Das <3 Ofc I won but red didn't get 2nd :(