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LIMERICK CONTEST
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fcuku wrote
at 11:42 PM, Tuesday December 7, 2010 EST
In honor of BiteMe's triumph on the 0 tables this wonderful evening, I composed this small piece of literary genius so that this wonderful display of tactics and strategy could be remembered for generations to come.
There once was a girl from peru Who dreamed she was getting a screw BiteMe gave her a ride He shoved it inside But his pork sword: it split her in two I have exposed you to this masterpiece of poetic excellence for one purpose: to see if you can beat me (which none of you can). In short: BRING ON THE LIMERICKS BITCHES. |
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 12:38 AM, Wednesday December 8, 2010 EST There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it." You have just been served. |
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greekboi wrote
at 12:56 AM, Wednesday December 8, 2010 EST you didn't make that up ive heard it before
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 1:58 AM, Wednesday December 8, 2010 EST I didn't realize it had to be made up...
W/e I'll come up with one and win anyways. :P |
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 2:13 AM, Wednesday December 8, 2010 EST Ok Ok made one up in the shower.
There once was a man form Siberia Who's wife died of Diphtheria So he married her sister But before he could kiss her She went lesbo and moved to Liberia |
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montecarlo wrote
at 2:28 AM, Wednesday December 8, 2010 EST decent start, i'll tweak it:
There once was a man form Siberia Who had no spousal criteria So he married his sister But before he could kiss her She happily died of diphtheria. |
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jurgen wrote
at 7:06 AM, Wednesday December 8, 2010 EST There once was a boi from Greece
so sexay even the gays wanted a piece he found a hottie willing to give head after she swallowed, he then said: ttfn but first, do one last squeeze P.S. ttfn = just to stay in the avatar theme |
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Thraxle wrote
at 7:31 AM, Wednesday December 8, 2010 EST There once was a man named shadolin
And noobs tried so hard to help him win He got lots of golds And it never got old But they made Thrax a mod and it had to end I'm sure you guys will have fun with that one. |
