DUDE WHY WE NEEDED TO KNOW THAT? Maybe he invite you to team play that, so that is why he share it with you, maybe he want that you lick that peanut butter after he finish... :P

That would be HARD to do.

"your friend"

got it

A buddy of mine had a stripper put peanut butter on his dick at his bachelor party and she licked it off.

His nickname has been Skippy ever since...

Honey it's not what you think on this picture! Some friends were so drunk that they accidentaly got some peanut butter on me while eating. And this cleaning lady they had in the bar, she only spoke Russian and noone could make her understand that I was gonna wash that off myself... You can clearly see me shouting "nooooooooo" there don't you? I was trying to pull her head away from me but you clearly see I couldn't get a good grip on her hair yet...but luckily I managed to get her to stop right after they took this picture...haha, heh, yes that russian lady was so silly, I can't believe she got so confused...hah ha heh, so what are we eating tonight? honey? hun?
what's wrong?

Nothing like some herpes to spice up the first year of your marriage.

Oh, did I mention they've since divorced?

destroying the sacred institution of marriage.

and peanut butter and dicks.

nice pun, btw gb

He wasn't married yet...