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Jurgen's island
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jurgen wrote
at 4:03 AM, Friday October 29, 2010 EDT
wth, I want more islands, I'll make more islands (sorry long intro comming)
OK, so you end up on a beautiful tropical island. There is one native tribe living there or at least it used to be one tribe only. Hundred years, ago there were huge discussions about the lifestyle everyone wanted and so the tribe split into 4 groups. You cannot survive there alone so you will have to join one tribe. All the ugly people were cast out when the tribe split. They formed a nice friendly community at the north of the island. They are all still pretty ugly, so a mediocre looking girl already wins the triannual Miss North beauty pageant. It's triannual since otherwise they can't find 5 borderline acceptable candidates. There is only one type of booze there and it tastes like crap. It gets you drunk after 20 liters only and it gives the worst hangovers ever. The good news is there is plenty around and you can drink whenever you want. The people in this tribe have sex all they want and all day long but they only use the missionary position. The western and eastern tribe are pretty much similar only they differ in one big rule. They both have sex all day long in whatever form you want. Trust me, it's amazing sex. They both also have all the finest liquors in the world, and you can have as much as you want. BUT: both have a 30 day rule. On the eastern side, you can drink as much as you want but if you want to have sex, you cannot drink for 30 days first. After that, you can enjoy sex as long and often as you want. The moment you drink again, you again have to be booze-free for 30 days. On the western side, it's the other way around: mind boggling sex all you want but if you want to drink: 30 days of no sex first! Since I stranded first on this heavenly island and the southern tribe nominated me as new lifetime tribe leader, I am not accepting any new tribe members unless female and Facebook friending me first. OK, I know it's long to read so in short: NORTH: all bad sex and bad booze you want WEST: amazing sex and booze, 30 days of no booze before sex EAST: amazing sex and booze, 30 days of no sex before booze SOUTH: elite acceptance only |
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Thraxle wrote
at 8:17 AM, Friday October 29, 2010 EDT Is there a question in there somewhere?
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jurgen wrote
at 8:48 AM, Friday October 29, 2010 EDT "You cannot survive there alone so you will have to join one tribe."
---> which tribe would you join? North, West or East? |
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Thraxle wrote
at 9:26 AM, Friday October 29, 2010 EDT Well, I'd never get laid in the West and I'd never get to drink in the East....so I choose the north. At least I'd be drunk during the bad sex.
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scaramanga wrote
at 9:51 AM, Friday October 29, 2010 EDT wheres the catch w north? theres gotta be a catch somewhere right?
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Thraxle wrote
at 10:01 AM, Friday October 29, 2010 EDT the catch is that the sex is bad, the women are ugly, and the booze sucks.......but you can have as much of both as you like
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yellowfin wrote
at 10:24 AM, Friday October 29, 2010 EDT I'll be a gypsy and move between west and east on my free accord
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jurgen wrote
at 11:02 AM, Friday October 29, 2010 EDT Thrax is correct, no catch other than the mediocre quality of both sex and booze
And only fin can choose the gypsy option, since he invented the great fin's islands before |
