A grade is an inadequate report of an inaccurate judgement by a biased and variable judge of the extent to which a student has attained an undefined level of mastery of an unknown proportion of an indefinite amount of material.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

A.A.Milne

nvm, how could the uneducated grasp the concept of "three"

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. ~Henry J. Tillman

“I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.”
-Britney Spears

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain

http://www.etni.org.il/quotes/education.htm
has some....i remember senior year we were so loco and our first teacher was forced to resign after like 30+ years because he was looking at softcorn porn or something but anyways we went through 5 english teachers in one year!! and the 5th was this older dude mr. perello or osmehting and he would put a new funny ass quote on the board everyday and we all loved him so maybe thats the key to being awesome

another Mark Twain one :

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

- Robert Bloch

"Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world."
Arthur Schopenhauer