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the happytoscrap intervention thread
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the full monte wrote
at 12:54 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST
happy, the neutral crowd in kdice used to enjoy you around the tables. you were chill, you knew how to laugh.
but then something happened: you became a pointwhore early this month when you had a shot at 1st. a lot of us have experienced this phenomenon before. you havent. so i am staging an intervention for you. you can thank me later. this is what should happin in a perfect happy world: you stay the way you always have been. the neutral crowd continues to like you. you get 1st. the end. heres what will probably happen the way you are doing things now: you get schizo hypersensitive about everything (i.e. you turn into Vohaul when he used to go for 1st in midmonths). you push the neutral crowd away from you, because you arent your normal chill happy self. then you lose the month not because people are pgaing onix, but because people stop otf-ing you and even start pgeing you. then at the end of the month, you have lost a lot of your old friends, you dont have a gold trophy, and you are angry at everyone. trust me, as a member of the neutral crowd, we want to see the former happen. gl to you as long as you stay the same happytoscrap you always were. but jesus christ, dont turn into Vohaul and push all your friends away during this time. its barely halfway through the month. you arent allowed to go schizo this early. wait until the final two days, then we will all accept this erratic behavior. please, we all want the old happy back. and i say this in all seriousness. |
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StudiousGangster wrote
at 12:56 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST I wrote a letter that I want to read to you.
Dear Happy, Remember when we were younger and you used to take me fishing? We would have such a good time out at the lake and you used to make the same joke every time we caught a fish. Do you remember what the joke was? "Hey how about I take out my dick and you suck it?" I miss the happy that used to exist, and would do anything to get him back. Please go to rehab and return how you used to be. SG |
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Gurgi wrote
at 12:58 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST im hardly on and i already experienced happy being a complete douche
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greekboi wrote
at 1:02 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST i also wrote you a letter
Dear Happy, One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy." MOral of the Story: don't let the whole notion of being on top of things and in power affect you! all my love, greekboi |
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happytoscrap wrote
at 1:05 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST the old happy didn't know anyone.
the new happy does. i just treat people as they treat me. and i don't care if people that are assholes don't like me. fwiw, i don't think i'm going to win the month. just having fun. cheers and thanks for the post. |
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the full monte wrote
at 1:31 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST yes i understand that happy. again, ive been through this entire range of emotions over a month too, so dont think i dont know what you are going through.
you react to assholes. thats ok. the problem is that as you have become more pointwhorish, your definition of asshole has expanded from: asshole (n.): someone who backstabs me in 3 consecutive games, consistently belittles me, and farms constantly. to: asshole (n.): someone who even thinks of making fun of my internet girlfriend or makes a joke farm and gets +2700 on a 2k, or attacks me in the first round, even when it is obv the correct strategic move. i.e. your definition of asshole has gotten as tight as your own asshole. loosen up. |
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happytoscrap wrote
at 2:19 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST I'm good with joking and kidding around and i take teasing better than just about anyone. hell, i will join in on happy bashing.
but calling a girl a "c*nt" or a "b*tch" isn't funny or good natured at all imo. again, i don't care about winning this month or even getting on the medal stand so your post is falling on deaf ears. i'm going to continue to treat people who flippantly toss those types of slurs around like the trash that they are. just fyi, i don't find racism or bigotry humorous either. if that is your shtick enjoy, its a free country. but don't get all surprised when people alter their opinions of you accordingly. |
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Gurgi wrote
at 2:24 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST your lame
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the full monte wrote
at 2:31 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST happy, the only time i used the word "cunt" (btw i like how you type "c*nt", because that totally disguises the meanning of that sh*tty word)... the only time ive used it was when we were in that joke of a game, where your internet girlfriend was still alive because i was farming everyone else. someone then called her a cunt. not me. then i thought i would lighten up the situation by saying:
the full monte: ok crystal, i will give you 2nd... the full monte: if you admit you are a cunt. needless to say, some hypersensitive internet boyfriend realized that can take anything lightly unless it has to do with someone else trying to lighten up a situation with his internet girlfriend. and if thats all youre pissy about, then stop bitching all the time about me farming and flagging for +1100 4th, or me "farming" for +2700. you were in the f*cking gallery both times, not even playing. so, time after time these past two days you have proved that that stick up your ass is more like a telephone pole. dont tell me you take sh*t lightly, because you arent. and this isnt just me, ive had discussions around the tables, and lots of people feel that you have gotten ugly this month, including people who used to consider you a friend. and, for the record, the only people i call bitches are dudes. like how youre the bitch in your internet relationship. |
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happytoscrap wrote
at 2:39 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST if you cared about me as little as i care about you, you'll stop composing essays to me.
keep going. i think its funny how fired up you are about insignificant little me. tissue? |
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the full monte wrote
at 2:45 PM, Friday January 15, 2010 EST happy, you obv dont know me well. i honestly deserve kdice's first "-" png, for the amount of everyones time i have wasted typing walloftext forum posts. right now at this very second, there are at least three people saying to themselves, fuck you monte, why am i reading this shit. to them i say, stfu bitches (but only if they are weak males).
i still hold true to my original cause: that you are a good guy, who has sadly gone schizo recently due to points. you claim its because i used the word cunt. but the majority of the other bystanders have agreed with me, because i am biased in how i count my support. but unlike the rest of the people who are starting to get upset at you, i dont want to pge you ad infinitum to take out any dormant anger. i want to stage an intervention, and get everything back to normal, where youre a cool dude again. its just, you are taking this as condescension, which only 80% of it is. the other 20% of me genuinely wishes we could be cool again without me having to continually humiliate you in the forums, chatbox, and in front of your internet girlfriend. |
