I was hoping this was a joke but it just isnt funny. you should go to a docter gb you got far more problems than i thought

Homosexuality is a very serious problem, get that sorted out ASAP.

and I enjoy shovin large pieces of furniture up my ass Lolz

are we talking coffee table large or loveseat large

those are roughly the same size i think

any takers?

A loveseat and a coffeetable do have about the same length, so you'll get about the same feeling that way. But when you go to width and height, the loveseat will be much larger, thus giving a lot more push on the rectum than the coffee table does. We can have Int do some surface integrals if we need a mathmatical model to quantify the sexual pleasure associated with different pieces of large furniture.

i'm pissed off that fiero's speeddate profile is gone, otherwise i coulda won this thread...

a chaise lounge would work well too if you had a big enough one. insert initially on the smaller end then slowly make your way up to the thicker end exponentially increasing the pleasure as you move along. kinda like a traffic cone.

i agree