some unwritten rules shared in gpokr


- Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.


- If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.


- You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.


- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.
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- Never sleep with a man who's named his penis.

- If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just
practicing.

- When he asks you if he's your first, tell him "you may be,you look familiar."