That is so wrong, not even close to being correct.

everyone, feel free to correct where i am wrong, because my memory is hazy, and even i never knew all the details of what happened (i think only fiero/int do?).

nuf & voh were fighting for 1 and 2 for the last 1 or 2 weeks of the month. they were way out in front of everyone. voh had a team of helpers on the lower tables, whereas nuflis had an almost impossibly believable 31% 1st rate over 300+ games. with like two days to go, Ryan got fed up with it all, and reset voh's points to be 2nd by 100, and nuf several thousand below that.

this forced upmax to be in 1st. somewhere around the same time, with a day to go, the fiero600 moderator account banned like 7 of the rest of the top 10, so that no one could catch upmax. this is where my memory is incomplete... there was no telling who fiero600 was at the time, whether jesse from north carolina, or int/rnd who stole jesse's login info from a mass scam that happened a year earlier (read: c0nflict). at one point, int posted screenshots of fiero as a mod, i remember that. anyways...

last 24 hours looked to be eventful, as upmax would have to fend off nuf and voh, whom Ryan granted the ability to play again. however, voh was on a business trip (i.e. hookers) for the whole day, so he stayed still. and nuf, who was the only account with a chance to catch upmax, said fuck that, im not playing if the rest of the top 10 have been stupidly banned. so no one played except upmax all day, who built a lead of a few thousand.

at the 11th hour, it seemed that the real fiero (jesse) logged in, and felt bad for the entire situation. he originally wanted voh to win it all, but since voh was busy doing anal, that wouldnt happen. if i remember right, jesse saw me bitching in chatboxes or aim or something, and since he still had moderator rights, he told me he would unban just me, because he was pissed that Ryan was going to let upmax win the month. and everyone agreed that upmax was a douche, and no one wanted to see him win (think pat whalen).

so i got unbanned at 11pm. played a couple of quick 5k games, got lucky starts, and passed upmax. the final 5k game was between me and das for 1st, and bcmatteagles was in a commanding 3rd, and das and i started shitting ourselves trying to get him to truce us against the other one of us so we could get 1st. meagles finally decided to truce me, and das was vanquished and i took over 1st overall. of course meagles definitely had a pre-game bias, because he was uberpissed at voh/Ryan for everything that had happened, and had openly stated that everyone should form a mass nuf pga squad, and make nuf win. Ryan was snooping around watching all these final games, and decided that meagles pga'd, so he nullified the final points after midnight had struck.

so i was 1st at the end of the month, upmax 2nd (i was an ass towards him at the very very end, as he had a chance to retake the lead on a 1k table, but i showed up in gallery and convinced everyone through gallery jest (think: cody) to gang up and rape upmax, which they did... Ryan has since said this is not allowed in kdice). so Ryan reset me to where i was originally, which was 3rd, and i got to add to my army of bronze pngs. voh was still 100 out of 1st, and upmax was regifted the 1st for the month. nuf never played a game the rest of the month, which seemed pretty honorable to me.

then fiero's mod rights were taken away. but Ryan offered them back later i think, because he realized that it probably wasnt fiero that did all the mass bannings? i dunno, hazy memory. i seem to remember Ryan applauding fiero's sense of justice in banning all the top players... until he realized it wasnt jesse, but probably int/rnd. but by that point, the book had been closed on the month.

in the end everyone was pissed off at each other. winners were 1) nuflis (whom the community lauded for not playing, but nuf definitely burned a bridge with Ryan), 2) fiero/Ryan, because the whole noobish community jumped on their holy crusade against phantom pga top players bandwagon, and 3) upmax, who, as soon as he got his gold, completely disappeared from kdice. great. losers were 1) rest of the top ten that got banned in a witch hunt, including (i think) lager and shev, which was sorta funny, and i guess me, as i went from gold to bronze. winner was also whoever won the next month, cus everyone was too tired for there to be any drama then, so it was a cakewalk win.

please add corrections, and tfl;dr i know.

CLIFFNOTES:
nuf/voh shoulda won, but suspicious play kept this from happening.
upmax was gifted the win.
voh had madd sex.
fiero account caused near-apocalyptic catastrophe.
monte won, but suspicious play kept this from happening.
upmax was gifted the win a second time.

I love the two different ways of how monte/ sam said that the story in the link is not correct. :P

oh... and the certain 'whoever' who won the month after was Big Jumblies, who got perma cursed one month after her win...

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Wanna know what was really epic about July 2008? It was my first month in kdice!

i have no idea why i read monte's exhaustive explanation of events, but i trust it completely

monte should be the official kdice historian

i am surprised kdice.com is still active, it sure was a fun game... like deadwood in the wild wild west

now its a big pile of ryan's poop

Montes pretty close, nuf was like 7th for a long time, close but not real near Voh, then nuf went a little nuts for a few days and with like 3 days left was real close to Voh. There were some stupid politics around this on both sides. Also Upmax was more dirty then either Voh or nuf as he was a creation of travis and supported with said group. Max was a giant pussy and had no spine I would bet it was a shared account at that point but who the fuck cares.

Yes BJ won because no one cared, which was cool because BJ was pretty cool shame she got cursed. Sucked for nuf and for voh because that should have been a good fight but fuckwads got in the way which happens alot.

leek said poop

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