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I'm cool! This actually happened! NOOB!
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ScotsLaw wrote
at 7:56 PM, Sunday March 1, 2009 EST
Palestine: Yo Iran, are we cool?
Iran: yeah, of course man. Just you keep hitting Israel, I'll come eventually to help you Israel: What! but I flagged second and he's only got 1 territory. Iran: Well you see I PGA'd with Palestine ages ago. Israel: Aww man this is bulls**t, you lot are Gay Noobs. Palestine: Hey man truce > flag. USA: Bullshit man, you said "Palestine: Yo Iran, are we cool?" that's not a truce. Iran: Is in my book now shut it or you don't even get 3rd USA. Iraq: Can I get 4th Iran. Iran: No shut It i PGE'd you back in the 80's. After you stabbed me in the back. I remember asking if we were cool, you said yes then attacked me instead of helping. I could have got first then. And got in the top 50 but nooooo. Not you Iraq. Now s**k my b***s. Britain: Man this game used to be cool back in the ELO days. I was brilliant then, owned all of you lot. And there wasn't all this capitulation. No flagging just me f*****g you all up. Regardless of who you were. USA:Shut up Britain, faggot. Iraq: Yeah shut it moron. Iran: LMAO. man I love it when Britain comes on. All he does is p**s and moan about the old days. F**k off back to the forum's you loser. USA: Man good to see you Britain I thought you were banned. Something about arms dealing man. Britain: Yeah, Ryan’s an asshole. It wasn’t even me using the ALT account. It’s all Bullshit I swear I’m going to retire. Iran: LOL. You retire every 2 months and still come back for more. You LOVE IT! |
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Thraxle wrote
at 8:27 PM, Sunday March 1, 2009 EST That's pretty funny.
Who won? |
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Ivan01 wrote
at 8:29 PM, Sunday March 1, 2009 EST Lol, nice :-)
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ScotsLaw wrote
at 10:13 PM, Sunday March 1, 2009 EST It's amazing how kdice mimicks real life, or vice versa.
Oh and everyone won, but the dice lost. |
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Das IV wrote
at 10:50 PM, Sunday March 1, 2009 EST USA's turn:
Iraq defeated 8v5, 27v16 (5,2,3,4,4,2,1,6)v(1,6,1,4,4) Iraq defeated 7v5, 20v19 (3,3,4,1,6,2,1)v(6,6,2,3,1,1) Iraq defeated 6v2, 22v2 (5,2,3,2,6,4)v(1,1) Iraq defeated 5v1, 17v6 (2,2,2,4,6,1)v(6) Iraq stands up |
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ScotsLaw wrote
at 10:57 PM, Sunday March 1, 2009 EST Irans's turn
Iraq defended 8v8, 18 to 34, (3,4,1,4,1,2,1,2 to 1,6,2,6,2,6,5,6) Israel defended 8v8, 21 to 26, (4,2,2,2,3,1,2,5 to 5,2,1,5,1,5,4,3) +3 (start enriching Uranium) |
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Das IV wrote
at 11:00 PM, Sunday March 1, 2009 EST Britain: kill my island?
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ScotsLaw wrote
at 11:03 PM, Sunday March 1, 2009 EST Egypt: Hey, USA is just farming everyone.
Israel: No he's not cos you can't farm anymore. You don't ge the dom. Palestine: Then he's doing it just for fun? USA: AND..... what's your point. |
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wiggin1 wrote
at 8:17 AM, Monday March 2, 2009 EST Adolf89: Im just taking some more land here in Austria.
Britannia: Hmm Britannia: U still flag? Adolf89: Nah Adolf89: Mussie, we cool? Mussie: Yes. We have the anti-jew PGA. :) Goldstein: Oh oh. Adolf89: Red, lets split Poland. Stalin: Sure Britannia: ALL COUNTER THE RED-BLUE-BROWN ALLIANCE! Frog_eater: Im in UncleSAM: Me 2 Poland stands up Frog_eater: Im losing here, a little help sam? UncleSAM: Im coming, but I have a little problem with yellow. Britannia: Just bomb him with your 8 stack. UncleSAM: Yeah, I will Frog_eater stands up Frog_eater: Good luck Sam and brit. Hope you win. Goldstein: Yeah, Adolf SUCKS. Schmuck pge player. Stalin: WTF adolf!! I thought we were truced? Adolf89: No, we just cooperated with poland, that's it. Stalin: Fuck off backstabber. Im just going for you the rest of the game. Adolf89: Wtf red. Lose a roll already :( Stalin: Do you flag? Adolf89: I never flag Goldstein stands up Goldstein: Gay pge playing adolf Britannia: Nice attack sam :) UncleSAM: :) Britannia: We win now. I flag third Stalin: ok adolf89: Kreutz verdamme ich noch ein mal Mussie stands up adolf89 stands up UncleSAM: Red, flag second? Stalin: No way, we fight for it. UncleSAM: That will take decades, come on just flag. Stalin: Niet |
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existential wrote
at 12:22 PM, Monday March 2, 2009 EST lolz.
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ScotsLaw wrote
at 5:02 PM, Monday March 2, 2009 EST I LOVE IT WIGGINS.
Now I think we should all get together and put down some realworld situations into KDICE speak. WE LIKE THIS. Get on board the Re:Dice scenario editor |
