So are 1/2 the people, especially on 0 and 100 tables.

I've been here a while.

I never posted in this forum. I never wrote a bad comment about anyone else nor had a bad comment written about me.

Until, of course, you came along CP03.

Why?

I come here for fun. I play a fair game. I know it's just a game. I feel that posting negative comments here (or on any profile) is a waste of time.

Why?

Assholes will be assholes. No amount of comments will change that. If your parents' rod didn't beat the bastard out of you, nothing will.

But do you want to know the most important reason why I never felt the need to write negative comments?

I usually win. ;)

The exclusive Cheese and Whine Club (of which you are obviously a card carrying member) is reserved for losers who take this game way too seriously. I don't have time for such luxuries.

I graced your profile with my first negative comment and am writing my first post on this forum because I was shocked and appalled at your nerve.

Let's inject some truth into this discussion, shall we?

1) You made an in-game truce with green.
2) When your PGA buddy platero pussy flagged 2nd, you literally threw green (your in-game ally!) under the bus by letting platero (your pre-game ally) eat green alive.
3) You justified your filthy betrayal with something about flag respect.
4) Your PGA buddy platero got his ass kicked by in the south by some other guy and dropped to 5th place (where he was for most of the game).
5) I was in 2nd place. A solid 2nd.
6) The dude beside me was in 3rd place. A solid 3rd.
7) I flagged 2nd.
8) The person beside me flagged 3rd.
9) Our flags were not ninja flags. They were not pussy flags. They were manly flags with meat and hair all over them! Flags that, unlike platero, we could (and DID) defend if needed.
10) Instead of making your PGA buddy platero reflag his true position (the honorable thing to do) you foolishly attack both me and the dude in 3rd place! Of course, we handed you your ass.
11) We beat you to a bloody, shapeless pulp smoother than single malt scotch.
12) It was better than sex. (No, it wasn't. Sex is still better...)
13) It was a bowl of violent smackdown sprinkled with the grim satisfaction you get when you exterminate a cockroach, mouse or any other filthy vermin.
14) You were down to your last three countries (the dictionary definition of the word "own" by the way).
15) What does your buddy platero do? Even though he would have left with more points by staying and letting us kill you off, he quickly reflagged last so the game would end. He did that at his own expense to save your ill-gotten first place!

Platero's final move proved (beyond the shadow of a doubt) that you two were PGA. It also proved that you are so weak that the only way you could win is to get your PGA bitch to cut his own throat to pull your weak ass out of the fire!

Frankly, that game was the most enjoyable game I have ever played. The opportunity (nay privilege!) to not only kill a backstabber but a PGA... all in the same game!?

There's a word for that:

KHeaven!

I may have lost a few points but man did I ever club you (and any sense of self-respect you may have had) into a hot, steaming bowl of bum gravy!

And platero ate it!

Could you imagine my surprise when you posted on my profile that I was a sore loser and a whiner!

Your comment was a shock but there was no awe. It was Shock and LOL.

"WTF?" I thought! "This joker can't be serious! My balls were in his mouth, not the other way around. How on earth could he post that I was a sore loser when I obviously beat him like a red-headed stepchild and sent him to his room without dinner?"

So I posted the truth on CP03's profile. It was the first (and hopefully last) negative comment I had to write here.

Then, you pulled the ultimate boner. You did something so unbelievable that even newborn kittens would shout: "What a pussy!"

You made a forum discussion saying I make up stories!?

And you call me a whiner? :D

For that, my little friend, you win the prestigious Cunt of the Month Award.

Enjoy it. It's probably the last thing you will ever win in your miserable life without platero's help, ha ha.

xD

"I never posted in this forum."

Man, we were losing a posting machine.

LOL. I haven't been on Kdice for quite some time but this thread has one of the funniest comments of all time. Yes, CP03 may be a crybaby, but teafrag is a posting genius. It sounds like CP03 had his sh1t handed to him both in the game and on the forum. Well done teafrag... :)

OWNED

ummm..... teafrag for new forum god. post of the year?

For the record CP03 is not a card carrying member. He's a bad outsider who dearly wants in.