After trucing my new <3 ||Michelle||. My crush on her obscured from me a tragic flaw in her character. Turns out she is the mastermind behind a new criminal PGA ring.

Witness the following conversation between me and her dastardly pga kamikaze666:

"kamikaze666: michelle no please
Fodder: purple spread himself thin i had the perfect chance to cut him in two
Fodder: and let red win
Fodder: instead you killed me
Fodder: what the fuck was that bullshit
||Michelle||: =D
Fodder: not trucing with you again
||Michelle||: we are all pga
Fodder: thats fine i play against pga all the time
||Michelle||: xP
Fodder: just dont lie about
Fodder: it
Fodder: be open
Fodder: i like playing against pga
Fodder: cuz you can wreck it sometimes
||Michelle||: k
Fodder: but ruins the game and is no fun if you lie
||Michelle||: im not interested on this conversation

Those last poetic words from her broke my heart. And thus our relationship ended.

Ryan I suggest the full punishment under the law.

Execute Michelle, kamikaze666 and their other criminal cohorts via firing squad.

And let this be a warning to us all. JUST SAY NO TO PGA GIRLS. :(