It would be rather inappropriate to make the table look like a giant ass now wouldnt it?

my table looks like me - just f*ckin beautiful!

You want the table to read Vermont?

The table is not a map of the state Vermont. OK, call me a kdice addict if you want but if you rotate the map 90° clockwise you will see it's a picture of Vermont sitting in front of his office PC playing kdice. But don't ask me why he is wearing that huge sombrero hat ... or is it a huge afro haircut?

Slightly off-topic but in a similar case, the Montecarlo map isn't a map of the montecarlo district either. If you drink 5 to 7 beers, you will see that in fact that map is Montecarlo's hot wife sitting on top of Monte (can't tell if it is kama sutra position #24 or #27) on the night Montecarlo's cute baby got conceived.

now, as much as i love verms (ttly not in the gay way) moneymango has prolly just posted the best post i have read for a long time

nah, I meant the state. It´s called Vermont, yet it doesn´t look like it at all. For kdicing the state Vermont would suck to play in anyways so I´m good.