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Does anyone else.....
DCWoody wrote
at 10:11 AM, Sunday May 25, 2008 EDT
....pretend to be gay/black when dumb americans* call you a faggot/nigger if you dare to attack them (an especially common occurence if they've flagged)?








*I say american because of the word faggot, I guess some could be canadian but they're probably too busy shovelling snow with meese of something. Now you can't complain of being picked on because I've insulted canadians as well....I should probably do some other races but my insults towards germans and the french are implied purely by my being british, and I don't feel like insulting australians, they're doing well out of our prisoner rehabilitation scheme and are making good progress turning the desolate wasteland that is australia into somewhere more civilized ready for the empire mark 2.

Other races can feel insulted that I don't think they're important enough to bother with, so if you think this post is racist, at least it's equally racist.

Nigger.

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DCWoody wrote
at 10:16 AM, Sunday May 25, 2008 EDT
Damn that turned into a long footnote/sentence.

Also that should be 'meese or something' not 'meese of something', and I realise that 'dumb americans' could be taken as a pleonasm. I didn't try homophobia because I've never been good at insulting gays

'kiss my arse...erm...I mean...suck my di...wait....go fuck yo...er...'
rifty wrote
at 11:39 AM, Sunday May 25, 2008 EDT
I hope you didn't spend too long writing that load of drivel.
DCWoody wrote
at 12:38 PM, Sunday May 25, 2008 EDT
Only as long as it took me to type, I think I need to get an alarm clock that reminds me I'm not funny and I shouldn't try to be at the start of each day.
§ilverfox wrote
at 2:50 AM, Monday May 26, 2008 EDT
Normally I wouldn't respond to this kind of mess, but I must confess that this line had me rolling with laughter...

"I should probably do some other races but my insults towards germans and the french are implied purely by my being british"

Then again, I'm just an easily amused "dumb American"

*grin*
biblio wrote
at 3:15 AM, Monday May 26, 2008 EDT
As a non-snow-shovelling *moose* hating Canadian I'm too busy drinking good beer to be insultd :-)
HanseHase wrote
at 4:17 AM, Monday May 26, 2008 EDT
Vot you say about zee niggers is not zee right vay. ze niggers are human beings too. also ze faggots. ve germans like zee faggots.

Vot iz ziz?

Ok?




HanseHase wrote
at 4:28 AM, Monday May 26, 2008 EDT
And zee americans...
... vot vont zay?

and zee french...?

and vhy do zee brits drink varm beer?

because zay are faggots two...
... so it is fine.

Ok?
TheY wrote
at 1:10 PM, Monday May 26, 2008 EDT
Wait a second, you didn't insult the British. You didn't insult the British! Your racism isn't impartial after all!
Thraxle wrote
at 8:43 PM, Tuesday May 27, 2008 EDT
Fred..........you're funnier than you think.




Wait.........is that an alarm clock? Never mind.........you're not funny after all.

Know any good white guy jokes?
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