Anybody watch Rock of love or the Big Brother? My gf makes me and I annoy her by making fun of the catch phrases.
On Rock of Love Brett always says "will you stay and Rock my world". My version would be "you can't Rock unless you suck Cock"

On Big Brother they are always saying I'll put you on the block. I would have to tell the girls "you are on the Block unless you suck Cock"

Just sharing my warped sense of humer with you also please feel free to share it with your gf/wife or whoever might make you watch such shitty TV.