be afraid, be very afraid......

Haha, grow a fuckin pair of balls and stop worrying about getting told on!

Only thing you need to worry about is that people with minds THAT small are out there with jobs, cars and possibly the right to vote.

Frankly, they give me de jibblies.

First, a white van will pull alongside you while you are not paying attention. You will be pulled into said van, blindfolded and knocked out with chloroform.

You will awaken in the den of the kdicefreak family home. His mother will come in with some hot chocolate and cookies and remark about how happy she is her little kdicefreak finally has some friends. She will not care that you are tied up.

You will then be brought up to the room of kdicefreak where the necessary information will be extracted. Don't be fooled by the shelf full of My Little Ponies, nor the Easy-Bake Oven and Snoopy Snow-Cone machine. You will look in the corner, and see kdicefreak kneeling, whipping himself with a sock full of dice, chanting slowly the text of Ryan's "PGA is cheating" post from the forum. After he has purged the sin from his body, he will invite you to read his collection of vintage Archie comics. Then, he will bring you to his desk and ask you to help him paint his dungeons and dragons miniatures with him. You will only be allowed to paint the trees and maybe a human or two. He will keep all the dragons and wizards for himself. He will then pull a small suitcase from under his bed, which contains a wide variety of hand puppets. You are to select the puppet that most resembles your avatar and in puppet-voice put on a puppet monologue about your sins as a kdicer. Kdicefreak will clap enthusiastically when he is satisfied. About this time, his mother will call up the stairs and ask if his new friend is staying for dinner, to which he will reply "no, mother." Kdicefreak will then hug you for an uncomfortable period of time, then his mother will then return you to where you were abducted by the van with a couple of freshly baked cookies in a paper bag for when you get home.

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same here

Oops, I posted it with my alt.

DCWoody should be worried, he is such a dirty player

rOn, is that really your alt? anyway, to the cocksucker to which this applies most then:

man that was top class hilarity man!

don't know why, but as i read the post, the scene you described started to become so frighteningly realistic (and funny)it was just too difficult to lose my smile on my face for like 15 minutes. Damn you, I had to call in an employee of mine and do the angry boss thing. You have no idea how little influence such a thing has on the guy when I am sitting in front of him and not being able to pull off an angry face.

Damn you!