All of us know the “traditional” rules of kdice:

NO PORN
NO HATE
BE NICE

And the “new” addition to the rules:

PGA IS CHEATING

But the last month the forum is pretty active and I’m learning a bunch of new rules, so let me summarise them:

1/ Don't play with friends. Play with friends is PGA.
2/ (if you break rule 1) Attack your friends even if the attack is pointless for your strategy. Don’t attack your friends is PGA.
3/ Don't say “hi”, “hey” or “sup” to an specific player at the table. It’s a blatant PGA.
4/ Don't sit twice in a table with the same player, if you do it you will be correlated, and, of course, that’s PGA.
5/ Speak in English at the tables, the use of any other language is PGA.
6/ Don't be top 25. Top 25 players are, without exception, cheaters and elitist.
7/ (if you break rule 6) NEVER be top 25 more than a month.
8/ Don't post at the forum anything without the acronym PGA in it.
9/ Never flag for 2nd, that’s PGA.
10/ Be 6th or 7th every game. If you are 1st, 2nd or 3rd you will be probably PGA.

As usual, I beg your mercy for my crap english, I’m trying to improve.

Tired

Nuf