There was a long chat today where Ryan ran some numbers about how well certain players do with other players. I wasn't copying the chat at the beginning, so unfortunately most of the early chat was lost, but a bunch of it was here. I missed a few spots in the middle, and those are marked as well.

This chat is really long so I removed the stuff from the games that was going on and just left the discussion relating to Ryan's stats in.

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wishbone: this goes to all the accusers
Caephus is here
Vermont: So of the three people that are supposedly my pgas
dasfury: from last month
wishbone: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Vermont: Two does worse
wishbone: BOOOOOOOOM
leekstep: lol
Vermont: So I am due some apologies I think.
RascalKing: ok
dasfury: im sorry for pgaing you verm
wishbone: verms
Vermont: lol das
dasfury: i made you worse
m_tormenta: wow here is full house
dasfury: by not attacking you
m_tormenta: hi all
wishbone: i appologize that i bring your games down.................. NOT AHHAHAHAHA
Vermont: lol das. You are the only one that actually did help me, according to Ryan
vicsf: king,let them fight
dasfury: oh
vicsf: ^^
BatmanDan: ryan will u plz do ledegomeur and olkainry
Vermont: monte (who leek says I never fight) was a negative
dasfury: by 4 tenths of a place?
leekstep: wow my chat box just went old school
wishbone: batman: those guys are bad
wishbone: who cares about them
dasfury: fix teh chat box
Vermont: What were the actual verm-monte numbers?
dasfury: FIX TEH BOX
tomazz is here
wishbone: do not fix the box
BatmanDan: they pga really bad on the lower tables...its not just the high tables
TwoFast is here
wishbone: it was my hilarious borat comment that messed it up
m_tormenta: the box aint broken!
dasfury: NOT
wishbone: mines not broken
tomazz has left
wishbone: das stand
wishbone: lol
Vermont: Now lets see, if I sit with das and wish
vicsf: what is place distance
Vermont: That should average out to +.1 for me
wishbone: sit down you fool
vicsf: what is place distance
Vermont: Distance between where two players finish
Vermont: 1st vs 3rd, for example
uwaga has left
Too Gay is here
wishbone: is a distance of (2)
vicsf: thanks
wishbone: ?
Vermont: right
dasfury: see there is no stat for who you truiced
Vermont: (at least, that's how I assume he'd do it)
dasfury: thats important
vicsf: who is my pga actually as ZEST said i am PGA player
dasfury: omg
leekstep: oh RYANHERE IS THE IMPORTANT STAT-where does playerX finish when PLAYERY wins the game, and can more effectively change the game
leekstep: like in games where das finishes 1st
leekstep: where do xyz finish
vicsf: long link
BatmanDan: that purple i just one massive pga with everyone lol
vicsf: leek
dasfury: lol
uwaga is here
Ryan: ..
Ryan: oops, big query
BatmanDan: wen will int and rnd b allowed to play again?
dasfury: shev
Vermont: Ryan, what were the actual verm-monte numbers?
leekstep: usually 1st place has the best chance to help a buddy, so only look at games where buddies finish first
dasfury: it doesnt accoutn for allies made in the chat
wishbone: monte will be pissed he missed this convo
BatmanDan: monte does worser wen with u
leekstep: wish truce?
dasfury: yeah
wishbone: smeone should have been writing it down
BatmanDan: worde**
wishbone: YES
wishbone: i dont know
Vermont: I copied some of it.
wishbone: good
Vermont: But I missed the beginning.
wishbone: keep it for him
leekstep: ryan in games where playerX finishes first does playerY finish average 4th or better
leekstep: thats the best stat
Ryan: im doing avg(abs(k1.place-k2.place))
blackcaesar: i wonder how good the office works together
Ryan: the average difference in pace
Ryan: between two players
dasfury: i need it ok?
Ryan: give me two name
Ryan: s
dasfury: it was only a one?
leekstep: but it really only matters when one is firrt
wishbone: why am i the only one dying?
Vermont: rnd montecarlo
Vermont: :)
leekstep: cuz 6th place cant really affect much
Ryan: ok

...missed some here...lousy small chat window...

wishbone: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME
integral: lol
leekstep: worst pgas in the game
wishbone: absolutely unreal
leekstep: delete them
wishbone: i had frist
BatmanDan: WOW thats who u shud b banning not int n rnd lol
wishbone: for sure
wishbone: for like 5 rounds
blackcaesar: please move your 7 purple
MuffinTop: what are you calculating?
m_tormenta: nice das
leekstep: grisu is part of that pga clan with nexon and l3xy
leekstep: so the other 2.6 that they dont get
BatmanDan: will someone post that stat on the forum lol
leekstep: goes to grisu
integral: do integral and rnd though
wishbone: there is no point in playing
wishbone: l;eek
wishbone: flag
wishbone: they will all kill you and no one else
dasfury: i love a good counter
Ryan: vermont with montecarlo is 3.3/3.8
Shevar: a flag would be nice das
m_tormenta: flagged 3rd
m_tormenta: yeah
dasfury: ik
dasfury: when i get 2nd
dasfury: ill fla
Shevar: k
BatmanDan: thats a tiny difference
Vermont: wow. I go down +.5 playing with monte!!!
Vermont: That's a whole half a spot!
Vermont: How many games this month?
BatmanDan: lol
leekstep: but if he has first then you cant also have first
RascalKing is here
Ryan: 9 games where monte was first
leekstep: so it should always go down
Ryan: 4 games with dasfury where das was first
Ryan: 3.0/3.8
blackcaesar: now i just have to get to 3rd somehoe
leekstep: in all games where you didt get first you got X
leekstep: vs in games where monte got 1st you got Y
integral: nexon is pga with pretty much everyone
dasfury: HEY
leekstep: i would really just start with nexom and l3xt
integral: ryan how many games did I play with rnd this month
leekstep: then see if it cleans stuff up
m_tormenta: so it is fatser
dasfury: stop hitting me
Ryan: 14
BatmanDan: lexy 2nd place finish % is like 25 or somethin while her 1st is bout 13%
m_tormenta: das
integral: who did I play mostly with?
dasfury: dasfury: stop hitting me
dasfury: stacy
m_tormenta: r u sentimantal child?
dasfury: lol
Ryan: i dont know
dasfury: sentimental
integral: ya I played a shitload with stacy
m_tormenta: thought u were more reasonable
leekstep: l3xy is so terrible too, it only works because they always sit 3 from the clan
stacy is here
Ryan: 9 games with stacy
dasfury: there
integral: oh
dasfury: game voer
stacy: mmmm my cue to leave
integral: ya right I played alts
stacy has left
integral: ryan can you do stacy integral

...missed some more here...

wishbone: :D
wishbone: flagged
wishbone: or jsut attack
Vermont: biggest gain or most games, Ryan?
wishbone: like that
wishbone: for no reason
vicsf: who is my biggest partner,ryan
leekstep: sry
wishbone: well what am i supposed to do now?
Ryan: when jcp comes first monte does well
wishbone: only flagged
wishbone: and i die horrible
MadHat_Sam: oh oh do me do me!
MadHat_Sam: who do I play with?
integral: dasfury
integral: ?
dasfury: yes
Vermont: haha. You'd better get this added soon Ryan...you're going to get hundreds of requests.
MadHat_Sam: asking Ryan int, not you ;-)
vicsf: actually i must win u wish
integral: lol sam
vicsf: =)
Vermont: I really like that 2 out the 3 people I was accused of pgaing, actually bring my score down.
wishbone: you must win me?
integral: but you haven't died yet
wishbone: wth does that mean?
Ryan: madhat does well with leekstep das and monte
integral: muffin
leekstep: lol
MuffinTop: yes?
integral: when you should have
wishbone: you must win me?
Vermont: Sam, I would bet we bring each other down.
wishbone: that makes no sense?
Ryan: im going to check myself
vicsf: just my opinion=)
MadHat_Sam: lol, I do well with leek, that is funny, ironic irony
leekstep: madhat does well with me?
MuffinTop: but how can you make that assumption?
BatmanDan: lol sam is one massive pga haha

.... missed more here...I suck ....

Shevar: it was nice indeed
integral: ryan can you do stacy integral
BatmanDan: so out of ints like 140 games he only played 14 with rnd
Sharazan is here
integral: i want to see who's winning the pge
wishbone: i want a player search stat counter
dasfury: do kissygirl and twofast
dasfury: from last moth
BatmanDan: well thats a pga lol
wishbone: did anyone think of that?
leekstep: wish
leekstep: wishy wish
dasfury: shits
Ryan: this is going to be a cool stat to add
integral: but first fix the sitting in bug
integral: i think that should be priority #1 ;)
dasfury: and make it so the link to the next page of a post is at the bottom
integral: oh yeah
dasfury: not after the initial post
integral: and old comments if possible
dasfury: and maybe
dasfury: fix my strats
Vermont: and +500 to me for becoming a member
integral: oh and ryan
integral: I was thinking a cool punishment
integral: would be to give people bad luck
leekstep: just let me put a permanent note on everyone's profile right at the top
Mikeypoo is here
integral: like 8v2 losses
dasfury: that already happens
BatmanDan: lol i must b getting punished now
leekstep: thats good enuff
dasfury: to me
dasfury: at least
BatmanDan: me 2
BatmanDan: that and im shit
dasfury: i cant win with a 4 stack
Mikeypoo: wheres the party?

... sucking more ...

vicsf: just in this game=)
leekstep: lol
MuffinTop: yes?
integral: when you should have
wishbone: you must win me?
Vermont: Sam, I would bet we bring each other down.
wishbone: that makes no sense?
Ryan: im going to check myself
vicsf: just my opinion=)
MadHat_Sam: lol, I do well with leek, that is funny, ironic irony
leekstep: madhat does well with me?
MuffinTop: but how can you make that assumption?
BatmanDan: lol sam is one massive pga haha
RascalKing has left
MuffinTop: I have an 8 stack
BatmanDan: =P
RascalKing is here
MadHat_Sam: leek, we must be PGA ;-)
Vermont: leek just likes sophie and gets confused.
rigor mortis: no more 8 stack
BatmanDan: indeed
MuffinTop: well now I did
blackcaesar: Too bad that stat doesnt work as good when 3 or 4 people work together
BatmanDan has left
leekstep: das dammit
integral: sure it does
integral: 4 epople workign together will get top 4 spots
integral: so avg difference would be small
blackcaesar: i see, no wonder u have a math name
leekstep: yeah wish
wishbone: and it got taken
leekstep: i am sry
leekstep: didnt see the flag
leekstep: kgodhere
dasfury: leek
dasfury: for fucks sake
dasfury: kill the guy who flagged last
leekstep: what?
wishbone: i didnt flag last
wishbone: rofl
Ryan: das does well with: rnd, lesplaydices, vermont,bcm, wishbone, monte
dasfury: i want to stop getting milked
integral: haha cabal
integral: exposed
Ryan: das does poorly with: leek, linch, madhat, integral, nexon, yellowfin, technika
Vermont: who are mine Ryan?
integral: haha das pwned
MuffinTop: Did anyone do me yet?
Vermont: since wish and monte won't be on there :)
MuffinTop: I'm just wondering about me
Mikeypoo: i did you muffin
Mikeypoo: ;)
integral: do leekstep and me ryan
dasfury: int pwns me
dasfury: some pga
integral: cuz ur the bitch remember
dasfury: so does sam
dasfury: lol
leekstep: what?
dasfury: oh yeah
dasfury: im the bitch
integral: leek and I think and me would have a good one
Ryan: leek has a long list
integral: you*
MadHat_Sam: lol
Ryan: he plays too much
Ryan: lol
leekstep: lol
integral: Ryan was does "do well" mean
Ryan: ok top 3 for leak
dasfury: can you calculate how much of fins life is wasted here this monht
integral: do you mean like top 3 finishes?
Ryan: leek top 3: Anmondia, 3rdbase, rnd
integral: Ryan do me
integral: do mine
Ryan: leek bottom 3: kam|k, vermont, dasfury
Mikeypoo: ryan can calculate which of us is the biggest loser addict
Vermont: I haven't played many with leek this month though.
BatmanDan is here
integral: calculate who signs in more with alts
Vermont: Are you factoring number of games here?
Mikeypoo: shut up int
integral: unlucky or mikey or nuflis or 2fast
Mikeypoo: ;)
wishbone: sorry
integral: lol
Mikeypoo: :P
Ryan: yeah... i put a minimum games in
leekstep: this is the worst teamwork ever
Mikeypoo: like i said the biggest loser addict
wishbone: well were fucked
Mikeypoo: =has too many alts
Ryan: verm, you have 32 games with leek
MadHat_Sam: or not
integral: calculate who talks more than plays
integral: i bet I win that one
Mikeypoo: im a close second
integral: ya
Vermont: Wow, I wouldn't have though 32.
integral: i don't think I have many
wishbone: what are you thinking?
Mikeypoo: calculate the post to forum/over games played
wishbone: yeah
MsCat has left
vicsf: leek and wishbone,are u two truced?
wishbone: ?
wishbone: no
vicsf: ok
Mikeypoo: i would win
RascalKing: see ya
Mikeypoo: one game per post
wishbone: we ve been attacking all game
integral: with all your alts ya
integral: but you have to let those alts be known
Mikeypoo: integral i say the same to you
integral: i don't post with alts
vicsf: leek,are u sure u r not truced with wish
Mikeypoo: i think we would have a run off
fatboy98 is here
leekstep: im flagged
Mikeypoo: confession: i am kdicefreak
integral: you wish
Ssergio: bwahaha
leekstep: i knew it
Mikeypoo: :P
Ryan: top forum posters:
Mikeypoo: oh lord...
Ryan: 1) Ryan
Ryan: 2) Skrumgaer
dasfury: integral: calculate who talks more than plays
dasfury: integral: i bet I win that one
Mikeypoo: that must be all time
Ryan: 3) JDizzle787
Ssergio: is that volume or quality posts??
leekstep: how bout top forum posters this month ry
Vermont: lol das
integral: ryan do post dom
dasfury: wonder why that is?
integral: stats
Ryan: 4) kdicefreak
integral: das no
dasfury: no?
integral: i haven't been around much since friday
Mikeypoo: thats all time ryan?
integral: Ryan could you do who I place well with
leekstep: im surprised i do so well with mona
jpc4p: Par-tay
BatmanDan: everyone does well with mona
integral: ur monte's biggest helper
Ryan: int: bcm
integral: i didn't think I played much with him
dasfury: so will we get an email teeling us we are banned?
Mikeypoo: ryan do you have a greatest evil manipulator database
dasfury: or will it just ahppen
dasfury: randomly
jpc4p: when?
Mikeypoo: i wanna know if leekstep or RND would win
integral: jpc ryan's been giving out stats
MadHat_Sam: HI SOPHIE
jpc4p: in the forum?
integral: in chat
leekstep: ryan you are wrong about the people who post the most
Vermont: I'll post it to the forum
Vermont: I missed the beginning
Ryan: thats new topics
Vermont: But I have most of the rest

... missed just a couple here ...

integral: could you make ti so I can play again?
MuffinTop: WOOHOO
dasfury: umm
Mikeypoo: didnt ryan say that muffin was in bed with leek?
leekstep: muffin mona and 3b
leekstep: all the girls
Ryan: muffin's best: big jumblies vermont leekstep
integral: hehe
MuffinTop: Vermont??
Ryan: muffin's worst: vohaul, rnd
BatmanDan: i guess u cant play int
jpc4p: so its the stats of who does well when they play with who?
MuffinTop: I call shenanigans
leekstep: i bet im on a lot of peoples lists
integral: no I can
Mikeypoo: you dirty girl
MuffinTop: because you play a lot
jpc4p: and it says Muffin and Leekstep. lol
BatmanDan: has he fixed it?
integral: Ryan, can you make it so I can play again?
MuffinTop: and vermont
Vermont: leekmuffin
leekstep: my top 3 are all chicks
MuffinTop: unbelievable
Mikeypoo: i though leekstep didnt pga??
leekstep: mona 3b and muffin!
Mikeypoo: im shocked
Vermont: lol mikey
Ryan: wait muffin
MuffinTop: haha
Mikeypoo: SHOCKED
Ryan: i did that wrong
jpc4p: I want to know mine
MuffinTop: we prefer muffinstep
jpc4p: lol
Ryan: muffin's best: yellowfin, rnd, leek
jpc4p: oh man
integral: lol
Ryan: muffins worst: Kam|k longhair jcp
jpc4p: muffinstep made me laugh out loud for realz
Mikeypoo: interesting *muffin kick vermont out of bed*
Vermont: lol mikey
MuffinTop: wait
jpc4p: hahahahahaha
MuffinTop: so I have how many ppl?
MuffinTop: JPC?!?!
MuffinTop: LOLOLOLOL
jpc4p: HA
rnd is here
vicsf: who is my best ryan
jpc4p: WHY CANT ANYONE SPELL MY NAME
rnd: you think these are meaningful statistics?
jpc4p: it's because muffin and I are PGE
sunvic is here
MuffinTop: I think they are funny
Mikeypoo: EVIL STALKS
MuffinTop: because it has nothing to do with the game you're in
rnd: i mean you might have something correlating between the lists
MuffinTop: it's just a history
MadHat_Sam: I am cool back here sergio ;-)
leekstep: i cant believe im on madhat sams best list
rnd: like you might have a list of people that hold grudges from game to game
vicsf: who is my best,ryan
jpc4p: can I know mine, Ryan? if it isn't a big deal to look up
MadHat_Sam: that is hilarious leek
rnd: people that dont play as if nobody has a personality
rnd: wont show up on your lists.
BatmanDan: can u sit yet rnd?
rnd: the game is in progress
rnd: so no
rnd: :)
leekstep: i cant believe the three girls are my top 3
BatmanDan: lol
happyworker1: fyio yellwo and teal are allied
Mikeypoo: wait jpc and muffin are totally in love with each other how could they be pge?
happyworker1: in case no one else noticed
jpc4p: PGEZ
Vermont: lol
dasfury: we are?
Mikeypoo: stat makes no sense
BatmanDan: the famous le3xy is here
rnd is here
Mikeypoo: :P
BatmanDan: L3xy is here
jpc4p: I don't think I've ever attacked Muffin
Ryan: ill do l3xy
leekstep: l3xy is here?
MuffinTop: I do effing hate kamik
leekstep: ryan let me guess
happyworker1: yep
leekstep: grisu, nexon, linch
integral: linch nexon
integral: grisu ya
BatmanDan: lexy with say...nex
rnd: so if you are punishing people that hold alliances too long
rnd: will you also be punishing people that hold grudges too long?
rnd: i mean thats not realy fair.
stacy: touche adam
Ryan: l3xy best: nexon, redtail, grisu, rageunleashed, fish28, comsmiccomics
L3xy: what r u talking about?
leekstep: LOL
leekstep: LOL
leekstep: LOL
BatmanDan: hahaha
integral: lol
Ryan: l3xy worst: leekstep, jpc, montecarlo
integral: lol
jpc4p: lol
L3xy: redtail is my pge ^^
jpc4p: how did I get all these pges
leekstep: RYAN- THIS IS STRAIGHT FROM MY NOTEBOOK
integral: apparently not
Ssergio: who are my worst 3 will do
leekstep: skuzzy, linch, nexon, grisu, lexy, snews, cosmicomics
Mikeypoo: I hate jpc4
jpc4p: lol
Mikeypoo: most hated man in the game
leekstep: its a clan
dasfury: sserg
leekstep: the nighttime cabal
Vermont: leek, so was a monte-vermont pga, and you saw how that turned out ;)
L3xy: how is snews?
MuffinTop: did ryan do the cabal?
dasfury: ok
Vermont: Only some muffin
integral: yeah
Vermont: monte and wish screw me ;)
integral: Ryan: das does poorly with: leek, linch, madhat, integral, nexon, yellowfin, technika

... missed some here ...

Mikeypoo: ryan what is JPC4p's lovers and haters list
jpc4p: yes
rnd: ryan
wishbone: ty
jpc4p: I must know
rnd: why dont you just precalculate these lists
rnd: and put them on peoples profile
jpc4p: since muffin is now my pge
MuffinTop: yes pge4life
jpc4p: 4 EVA
Ryan: he doesn't have much
jpc4p: oh
MuffinTop: I think this 'list' is quite subjective
Mikeypoo: you must have been a bad lover jpc4p
jpc4p: is that good?
Ryan: jpc lover: bcm
rnd: and by much
wishbone: but NT on it
leekstep: ryan just ban nexon l3xy right now
jpc4p: hahahahahah
wishbone: idiot.
Ryan: jpc hater: yellowfin
jpc4p: lol
jpc4p: wow
jpc4p: thanks Ryan
Vermont: jpc and fin are going to have a little chat ;)
rnd is here
leekstep: aim pga
integral: oh who's my hater
stacy: ME
Ryan: k back to work
Vermont: Thanks Ryan
leekstep: cya ryan!