My feelings are as follows:
From the Mekikos Table.

SantaCIaus is here
Big Jumblies: Santa Claus
SantaCIaus: holy crap i went down a black hoe
SantaCIaus: hole
SantaCIaus: sorry
SantaCIaus: that sounded bad
Big Jumblies: black hoe???
SantaCIaus: shhhhhhh
Big Jumblies: Santa Clause??
Big Jumblies: lmao
SantaCIaus: What Santa cant like a black woman?
SantaCIaus: Santa has always preferred Nubian Dicers
Big Jumblies: ok, but prostitutes?
SantaCIaus: look when your old and fat like me you dont have much choice
Big Jumblies: lol
SantaCIaus: Martha has gone through the change you know...
SantaCIaus: and she quit taking the estrogen
SantaCIaus: so.....
Big Jumblies: lol
SantaCIaus: And you know there is good gift for sex exchange ratio
SantaCIaus: And i have lots of gifts in my bag
SantaCIaus: so what if a few kids had to go without their Wii's this christmas
SantaCIaus: SANTA deserves to get some!
SantaCIaus: And kids these days
SantaCIaus: they are spoiled
Big Jumblies: well, yea....
SantaCIaus: in my day you could give a kid some marbles and a top and they would be happy