Dear Friend,

For the longest time I believed I was cursed by the gods with bad luck. I always felt a dark cloud hung above my head, and was powerless to change things....until now!

Ryan in his infinite wisdom has made the gods mortal! Now I have objective proof that the gods toy with me by giving me BAD LUCK! No longer can people claim "shut up, it happens to everyone". My luck is less than 50%. That is less than average. It's proof that someone upstairs is screwing with me!

Ryan, you can go down in history as not only as the person that documented how the gods screw with people's lives, but as the person who fought them!

Fix our luck! You can even it all out! That would be the perfect game! Change the rolls from being random to being inversley weighted based on someones luck! FINALLY we'd have the perfect game!