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DAS DISS TRACK (BY POPULAR DEMAND AND CUZ IM BORED)
lesplaydices wrote
at 2:45 PM, Monday December 17, 2007 EST
oh man that fury
nigga couldn't even spell missouri
let alone play dices
just keep sucking dick for low low prices
that's all yr good for
by the way did you catch the football score
da ravens lost to a team 0-13
oh man that das, what a queen
a loser, a bitch, a fucking 0
yr lindsay lohan to my robert deniro
one's good, one's bad, yr just ugly though
man has wish asked you to get low and blow, bro
bet you two bone all the time
nigga you asked me the rhyme
dont' get offended eh
just round yr pga's and show me how to play will ya
that's how you came first in oct.
you talk the talk but nigga you can't walk
get stepping, show me a thing
step into this ring
i carried you to the top
but then i thought to stop
so you went and hid as maryland
peter pan's taking you away to neverland
you's gonna be best of friends
butsex twice a day the doc recommends
cut the music, i'm done, fuck this shit
this got tired like half way - i'm hittin' submit

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ChickenPox wrote
at 8:19 PM, Monday December 17, 2007 EST
werd up! fo- shizzle!

"so you went and hid as maryland
peter pan's taking you away to neverland
you's gonna be best of friends
butsex twice a day the doc recommends"

nice
integral wrote
at 8:44 PM, Monday December 17, 2007 EST
lesplaydices 2
dasfury 0
sodapop 0
dasfury wrote
at 8:50 AM, Tuesday December 18, 2007 EST
Now this is the story all about how
Les got WTFPWNd by a herd of cows
The brother cant win, even an 8v6
He’ll flash his ‘AWAY’, and then call you all dicks

In west Canadia born and raised
Locked in his room, playing kdice for days
Surfing the pr0n, failing at life
It’d be a wonder to see this kid land a wife
Flooding the chat with HIS WORDS ALL IN CAPS
This brother’s on the verge of collapse
He can’t see the moves, and begs for your aid
GTFO, play c0nflict, try for lieutenant junior grade.

Afternoons, around two, tis when he’ll show his face
Finally crawls out his hole, his dingy lurking place
Sit down bro, roll some dices, try your luck
I’ll slap you ‘round like a hockey puck.

One month you got sixth, and won a 5k
Will that erase lonely on Valentines Day?
Not to shabby for a white boy, eh?
integral wrote
at 8:53 AM, Tuesday December 18, 2007 EST
das is coming back from behind.

it's neck and neck.
Cascanueces wrote
at 10:03 AM, Tuesday December 18, 2007 EST
Nah dude. Das' was way better, he had punctuation and I actually wanted to read his.
dasfury wrote
at 3:59 PM, Thursday May 1, 2008 EDT
bumb
Les Claypool wrote
at 4:01 PM, Thursday May 1, 2008 EDT
I'm not even gonna lie that shit was tite.
2Funny wrote
at 4:08 PM, Thursday May 1, 2008 EDT
lol
Ender's Shadow wrote
at 4:08 PM, Thursday May 1, 2008 EDT
I'm torn between mentioning that you have WAY too much time on your hands and... AWWWW SHIT! LES YOU GOT CURRIED LIKE SOME INDIAN CHICKEN!
2Funny wrote
at 4:14 PM, Thursday May 1, 2008 EDT
What the hell is up again?
Assfury and les are out at it again
Why dont u 2 learn 2 rhyme
Cause its getting really hard 2 combine
You say that u're having a great time
Well, its look that u're doing a whine
I might not be very good at this
But its better just to stand and piss
Look at the game, what's is happeing to it
Looks like its time it quit...
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