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im tired of reading forum posts that are little babies crying over nothing, so, i propose we have a thread dedicated to a non-kdice related topic...let's say JOKES
Awsomeness! wrote
at 9:53 AM, Friday November 23, 2007 EST
Q.why did the chicken cross the road?
A.to get to the other side
Q.but why did jurgen cross the road?
A.cos his c**k was stuck up the chicken's ass

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Awsomeness! wrote
at 9:53 AM, Friday November 23, 2007 EST
btw, i
Awsomeness! wrote
at 9:54 AM, Friday November 23, 2007 EST
*me n jurg are cool
JDizzle787 wrote
at 11:30 AM, Friday November 23, 2007 EST
OK, sweet! and to clarify things, how about me clarifying that none of the jokes represent one's racial, sexual or other preferrences or prejudices. Just 'cause I got a "funny" black-Jew joke. (I aint' racist but I laughed when i heard it!)
BrutalBob wrote
at 4:15 PM, Friday November 23, 2007 EST
There already is one. its called the internet
jurgen wrote
at 9:24 AM, Saturday November 24, 2007 EST
Q.why did Awsomeness! cross the road?
A.To get to the book store where he wanted to buy a dictionary because he clearly always misspells "chick" as "chicken".

Q.why did Awsomeness! did not make it to the other side of the road?
A.He got run over by a bus because he and the bus driver were too distracted watching me and my hot wife having sex in public. At that particular moment, we were just crossing the road because our blond 90D bisexual girlfriend had just arrived by the bus and was asking us to cross the road because she wanted to join in on the action.

Q.Why do I still like Awesomeness! despite his obvious misspellings?
A.Oh well,because he is a great guy who is actually almost as good as me at kdice and I kinda feel responsible for him lying in hospital now for 3 months because of the accident when me and my wife and girlfr... well maybe you all heard the story on the news anyway
helladicer wrote
at 11:08 AM, Saturday November 24, 2007 EST
This is all very unfunny.
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