Dear Friend,

Do you count the hairs in your brush each morning? Did you cheer Dustin Hoffman on as he counted his toothpicks? Do you chew your food 32 times before swallowing? Are you watching The People's Court while you play kdice?


No? Then shutup with all your complaining about the new system, because you sound like a diaper wearing, piss ant who can't deal with change!

Repeat this 10 times in the mirror each day: Change is good, change is fun, change is good for everyone!

Sincerely,
the JLK