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Say Hello To Our Latest Pre-Trucers...
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*Brubaker* wrote
at 12:08 PM, Wednesday August 29, 2007 EDT
(crowd cheers)
Live, from Aplayr Town, it's the PGA Show!! (crowd applauds) Here they are folks, all the way from Fucksville, it's TWINS0RN and FOLD4VALUE!! Woooo!!! That's right folks, these pair like nothing more than sitting at a 1600 table and terrorising the opposition using only their tactical know-how, skill and ability... No wait, that's not right... That's right folks, these pair like nothing more than sitting at a 1600 table and DECEIVING the opposition using an under-handed, pre-game alliance with each other!! Only they got FUCKING BUSTED!!! Wooooo!!! Give them a big hand, folks... (crowd applauds) Now, on todays show they were given an opportunity to redeem what little dignity they had left, after a thoughtful member on the sidelines notified everybody playing that he had been watching this pair spin their web of deceit for several rounds. Ooops... (crowd gasps) So, they were given two choices: A: Be killed B: Kill each other Now, what should they do audience?... (crowd mumbles) Well, even after this VERY generous offer and being surrounded by five VERY pissed off players, they STILL carried on regardless... (crowd gasps) I know, I know. So, execution they asked for, and execution they got - not before being circled and taunted for TEN rounds... (crowd laughs) Well, that's all this week folks, hope you enjoyed the show TWINS0RN and FOLD4VALUE - and if I EVER, EVER see you again on the boards, I won't hesitate to instigate another slow, painful, and very public execution. Here's hoping you fuck off soon!!! Thanks for tuning in folks!!! Til next time... (crowd applauds, roll credits) |
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Canarioz wrote
at 4:17 PM, Wednesday August 29, 2007 EDT Hello
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XCBatman wrote
at 12:30 AM, Thursday August 30, 2007 EDT Howdy.
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Joffrey wrote
at 11:18 AM, Thursday August 30, 2007 EDT lol, i'm going to change my name again. From now on, call me "Man Angle" .. that won't sound gay at all.
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biteme wrote
at 7:53 PM, Thursday August 30, 2007 EDT Hi,
I'm a pre-trucer. I usually PGA with Brubaker. |
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shiffy wrote
at 1:27 PM, Friday August 31, 2007 EDT brubaker you have wayyyyyyyyyy too much time on your hands, please go outside
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*Brubaker* wrote
at 8:24 PM, Friday August 31, 2007 EDT You know what, you're probably right. But look at it this way - for every low-life PGA player that gets busted and exposed here on the forums, ten either stop or desist.
The next time you play against a group of people who have allied prior to your game and you lose horribly through no fault of your own, ask yourself this question: Didn't something ought to be done about this? PGA's are ugly and taint the game. 99% of players here conduct themselves with a degree of decorum - why should they suffer because a small minority decide that they can't face losing? Now, for your benefit (and for everybody elses), I will repeat myself again. If I am made aware, directly or indirectly, of anyone pre-trucing, multi-playing or behaving in a way that spoils the game for the majority of the community here, I will name and shame without any remorse whatsoever. The two assholes in question here still play, but as far as I am aware, do not PGA anymore. Whether that remains to be the case, time will tell. Yes, I've got too much time on my hands - but at least I'm trying with the help of many others here who are sick to the back teeth with this sort of behaviour, to let this type of player know that it won't go unnoticed. Thanks for reading, and thanks for your 'constructive' feedback. |
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MrBooBoo wrote
at 8:59 PM, Friday August 31, 2007 EDT Add these two clowns from the UK to your list Brubaker, djshock and special k dice. Painfully obvious too. Never attacked each other even after they were 1 & 2 and one of them had 5 and 6 stacks along the others 8 stacked borders AND they had been accused by another player.
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fatboy98 wrote
at 7:45 AM, Saturday September 1, 2007 EDT you can also add army wife, airborne spouse, to your list
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