Great poem, DG. Here's another, in free verse.

kdw's turn
Captain America defeated 8v8: 27 to 23 (6,6,2,4,3,1,3,2 to 5,3,2,6,1,2,3,1)
Mentat surrenders and finishes 4th.
Rank: 56th Rating: -6 2109.
(+0 for 4th and -6 for dominance)
Mentat stands up
Captain America surrenders and finishes 3rd.
Rank: 52nd Rating: +5 2148.
(+3 for 3rd and +2 for dominance)
Captain America stands up
kdw surrenders and finishes 2nd.
Rank: 23rd Rating: +18 2103.
(+9 for 2nd and +9 for dominance)
kdw stands up
XxDiceyGirlxX finishes 1st.
Rank: 12th Rating: +30 2167.
(+12 for 1st and +18 for dominance)
XxDiceyGirlxX stands up

The last line is free form...