why not in Ideas?

This is the idea lol.
In case you didn't notice, if you post in the forum, at the bottom it shows which table you are at:
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I'm here

finally people get the idea :)

hi

Hey everyone

Hi!

Your little body's changing, it's all good, believe me.

The problem now is everytime we jerk the gherkin we end up with alot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? So first order of business, no more socks. They are expensive, gumming up the works, plumbing wise. So you might be thinking to yourself, well Uncle Andy, what am I supposed to do with all that pearl jam if I cant spew it into Mr. Sock? Glad you asked.

You can have a lovely time tugging your tiger in the shower each morning, that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But the day is long, masturbation is fun, so unless you wanna take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options here. So let's go with the basics.

Tissues: perfectly acceptable backstop for all that creamy italian, which can be rough when dry on such soft, sensitive skin, not to mention it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid, ouch.

From there we move on to more lubricated flack catchers. Specifically, bananas: step 1, peel the banana. Step 2, slip the peel over your andy johnson, start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave, NOT TOO HOT, serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner and vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube, is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon.

Alright moving on, when you tug your thomas on the toilet, shoot right into the bowl. In bed, soft t-shirts, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you dont mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised sceptor of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune functions, also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now while you're a solo artist, you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future.

@shiffy
wtf! we don't need to know what you are doing while you're not playing kdice.

He does that WHILE he's playing Kdice.