I was casually perusing the tables one liesurely afternoon when out of the blue I thought, "Hell, why not play a game!"

So i sit down at the Skrumgaer table thinking that I was safe to play a fair, random game of kdice. I could not have been more wrong. Not a second after I sat down, 4 others followed me, for now we will call them Players R, Y, C, and Co. "What could these players want?", you ask me.

They wanted nothing more than to completely and utterly dominate the game on behalf. Normally people put in hard hours of friendships and alliances to gain such a strong work force (or take a jaunt across the border). This workforce came unwanted however, and no matter how much i tried i could not rid myself of them. So i struggled and fought until only my PGA and I remained, and then i smote them with my dice, 2 by 2 they died at the hands of 4v5's 3v4's 2v2's and more. "Ha!" I thought, "That will show them who is boss!"

But to my dismay, it only encouraged them as their objective was met.

Knowing my own horror story must surely be similar to many others, I opened this topic for others to share tales of being PGA's FOR, against their will.