Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world were safe".

Six hours later Micheal Jackson dies from a heart attack.



Its been reported that Michael Jackson will not be cremated or buried but turned into shopping bags. That way he'll forever stay white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with.



What do Farah Faucett, Michael Jackson and Ed McMahon expect to get on the 4th of July?

Patrick Swayze